FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #8Going Out: When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to goout. When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she WILL be readyto go out, as soon as she finds her earring, finishes putting on her makeup,checks on the kids, makes a phone call to her best friend…Cats: Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren’tlooking, men kick cats.Offspring: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knowsabout dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friendsand favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. Men are vaguelyaware of some short people living in the house.[fortune] http://iheartquotes.com/fortune/show/48477